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Akane trying once again to kill Ranma
FYI - I love this OAV. Akane is SUPER HOT when she tries. Too bad she doesn't try more often.

Akane Tendo. Where do I begin? Let's start with the fact that in Illinois, and several other states in the US, Akane would have been already tried and convicted of domestic violence, and would be spending many, many months in a woman's correctional institution.
But, I shouldn't go anywhere with this. On my old website I got a REALLY nasty mail when I referred to Ranma ½ as 'a show that makes spouse abuse funny!' I fear that they did a search on spouse abuse and found my site by mistake. For the record, domestic abuse is never funny. Except on Ranma. Look, if I had a girlfriend and she pulled a hammer out of no where and hit me with it you'd laugh, so shut up.
Now that I've wasted a paragraph, I love to try and dissect Akane's brain. She tries even harder than Ranma to deny her feelings. We need to get her a 13 step program. (Learn to cook needs to be in there somewhere.) Actually, I think if she didn't improvise she would make a good cook. Going back to what I was saying, Akane is very complex. She's bright, yet stupid. (Ahem - P-Chan?) She's a skilled martial artist, and thinks she takes it seriously, but she doesn't. Breaking bricks does nothing but generate hairline fractures.
In conclusion, I like my orange tabby.

Akane's Corner

I'm Akane Tendo. Age 16.

I don't love Ranma. How can anyone love that insensitive jerk? You're logic is flawed. You will be assimilated. (Okay, okay don't yell at me. Akane and Seven of Nine seem a lot alike to me. If you have no idea what I am talking about, just move along.)

I have been engaged to Ranma by my father. It's so we can take over the dojo. I also have that moron Kuno chasing after me all the time.

I used to have a crush on the family doctor, Dr. Tofu. But I gave up on that once I came to terms with the fact that he is madly in love with my sister Kasumi.

I enjoy sports and hanging out with my friends. And for your information, breaking bricks is an important part of my training. But that is not all I do, thank you very much.

See - if she wants to.

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